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dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

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staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

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stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing

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"My eyebrows, which I’ve never taken much notice of in my life before, Steven’s decided are the most amazing comic devices. Now in the scripts, as a stage direction, instead of saying, “The Doctor looks peeved” or “The Doctor looks annoyed,” they just write, “Eyebrows.” I’m supposed to do something with my eyebrows."

'Doctor Who' and the Eyebrows of Peter Capaldi - NYTimes.com (via doctorwho)

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What a bunch of a-holes

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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Hermione launched herself forwards and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.

'Ouch — ow — gerroff! What the — ? Hermione — OW!'

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martinisms:

and now we’re back where we started

here we go round again

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A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

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ejaculot:

when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies  

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

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cloverthebulldog:


I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I have been here in the basket the whole time…

cloverthebulldog:

I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I have been here in the basket the whole time…

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"If I see one more gun..."

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