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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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tokillapromqueen:

Fuck this website

tokillapromqueen:

Fuck this website

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theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

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alextimmons:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

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Not as yet.

Lucky I’m here then, isn’t it.

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captainarlert:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*


QUICK SAVE KANEKI

captainarlert:

homogayhorse:

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*

QUICK SAVE KANEKI

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danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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fuzzy-mermaid:

Plot twist: A 40 minutes episode dures 40 minutes.

fuzzy-mermaid:

Plot twist: A 40 minutes episode dures 40 minutes.

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WHEN BROCK TURNED DOWN MOLSON CANADIAN’S OFFER TO SPONSOR A FOOTBALL FIELD FOR US…

brockurealities:

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